Jobhop Jobhop's blog : 6 Office Spooks That Will Give You Goosebumps

It’s Halloween and things start to get scary this time of year.

For some offices spooky things happen all year round, giving even the most fearless employees some serious goosebumps!

The Poltergeist

Some offices have a resident poltergeist, in other offices they visit just now and then. The Poltergeist usually frequents the kitchen, leaving a trail of destruction behind it. The poltergeist will leave milk all over the work top, as well as a sprinkle of sugar everywhere, along with coffee granules. Tea towels are always thrown on the floor with the tea bags and there’s usually the sink cloth with it. After the poltergeist has been no-one can ever find the sink plug for days and someones coffee mug always goes missing.

You could try installing CCTV and see if you can catch the poltergeist on camera.

The Witch

She’s been there a long time and doesn’t like the new happy munchkins who have super tech skills. She says she doesn’t like the new munchkins attitude because they wont look her in the eye. The munchkins don’t want to look her in the eye because they’re scared they’ll turn into stone (The witch does have two eyes but one is a bit wonky )

The witch talks to herself a lot, shouts instructions, points and glares a lot. The munchkins try to keep out of the way of the witch as much as possible!

The Wolf

The boss insists on bringing her dog into work everyday, the problem is it’s not a cute little pug who sleeps all day. The boss’s dog is a huge, smelly wolf who insists on glaring at the employees with its beady eyes. When the boss leaves the office for any matter of time, the wolf just growls and employees stay glued to their chairs in fear of being eaten.

The Ghoul

The Ghoul thinks he’s gorgeous, he obviously hasn’t got any mirrors in his cave. He doesn’t understand what “politically correct” is and pisses everyone off all the time with his “nice” words, which are babe, darling, honey and sweetie. The Ghoul thinks it’s a “woman’s job” to clean the kitchen when the poltergeist pays a visit, but when confronted about this the ghoul always replies with “I was only joking”

The Ghost

Whenever it goes cold and the sound of whispering starts to come from a corner of the office, then you know the ghost is present. The ghost is good at stabbing people in the back when they least expect it, but when you ask if it was them they’ll deny ever being in the same room!

The Vampire

She’s very beautiful and never seems to age, but she does look like she could benefit from a few rays of sun. The vampire is always over friendly with her male colleagues but if they fall under her spell, there’s always tears. The vampire likes fresh blood so her victims are always dumped after a couple of dates, but they should consider themselves lucky, in the good ole days they were killed before dumping!

So consider yourself lucky if halloween is just once a year for you because as you now know, for some poor people it’s all year round!

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Julie Bishop Jobhop.co.uk

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